{"product_id":"please-hide-packages-from-husband-doormat-funny-porch-welcome-mat-1","title":"Please Hide Packages from Husband Doormat | Funny Porch Welcome Mat","description":"A warm, playful doormat that greets guests and gently nudges household routines. The rich brown background and cheerful illustration — stacked cardboard boxes, a welcome mat, and a smiling package — create a cozy, lived-in scene that feels like a wink from someone who knows the delivery routine all too well. It lays flat at your entry, so every visitor gets the joke before they step inside. Durable polyester dries fast after wet weather and the rubber grip backing keeps the mat steady through comings and goings. Use it to add a little personality to a porch, mudroom, or entry hall — it’s the kind of small detail that sparks smiles and starts conversations.\n\nProduct features\n- Durable 100% polyester felt-like top that retains shape and dries quickly\n- Non-slip rubber grip backing keeps the mat securely in place\n- Suitable for indoor and light outdoor use (porches, mudrooms, entryways)\n- Lightweight and easy to move for short-term or promotional use\n- Printed illustrated design with rich colors that resists fading\n\nCare instructions\n- Easy to clean - simply shake out or rinse with cold water and air dry","brand":"JABPrintsDesign","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46833704829117,"sku":"29647188095890854178","price":28.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/2185\/4397\/files\/f6b8f30f-il_fullxfull.8119145321_38lh.jpg?v=1780138603","url":"https:\/\/jabprintsdesign.myshopify.com\/products\/please-hide-packages-from-husband-doormat-funny-porch-welcome-mat-1","provider":"JABPrintsDesign","version":"1.0","type":"link"}